Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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