come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
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