Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
