3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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