OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
My feet surprised me
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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