so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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