Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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