sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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