I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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