Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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