The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Randomize
