okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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