I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Randomize
