And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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