end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
are you so shy because you have an std?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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