No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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