Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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