Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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