What a fucking waste of an outfit
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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