...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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