did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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