Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
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