I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Randomize
