Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
At least make sure they are 18
Why
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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