I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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