We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Randomize
