My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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