A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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