You can't motorboat a personality
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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