Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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