Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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