I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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