woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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