Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
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