if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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