So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
just tell him i said nine months
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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