I heard we made out
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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