similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
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