Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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