I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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