At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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