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Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.

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(772): View more from Florida

i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.

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(706): View more from Georgia

In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.

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(512): View more from Texas

studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing

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(316): View more from Kansas

Listen to me plotting my whoredom.

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(702): View more from Nevada

We are all done wearing pants today

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage

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