I wanna bring you to show and tell
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
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