if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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