this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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