I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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