i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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