no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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