You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
