we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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