i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Randomize
