that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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