Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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