all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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