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(616): View more from Michigan

its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true

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(646): View more from New York

My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay

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(417): View more from Missouri

I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.

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(901): View more from Tennessee

If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.

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(778): View more from British Columbia

I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.

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(770): View more from Georgia

Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.

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(231): View more from Michigan

A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.

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(516): View more from New York

You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions

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and like half a dozen dick pics

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(512): View more from Texas

the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe

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